Trampoline Jokes

Q: What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?

A: A wooly jumper.

I opened up a business selling trampolines to Eastern Europeans, but it’s not going well… the Czechs keep bouncing.

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off before you jump on  a trampoline!

Sir you haven’t touched your custard. I’m just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline!

My scouse mate found a trampoline on the internet for his kids. I asked him which website he used, he said, “Google Earth”.

Save the sofa: buy a trampoline

Money doesn’t buy happiness? Well it buys a trampoline and have you ever seen a sad person on a trampoline?

The trampoline sellers’ relationship had its ups and downs.

What an insurance claim “My trampoline broke because a beaver ate a tree and it fell onto it”

 

Q.  What season is it when you are on a trampoline? A. Spring time

Save your bed, buy a trampoline!

 

 

Jesus on a trampoline

 

 

Author: Bob Bounce

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